I'm thinking Stephen can teach you everything you'll ever want to know, as well.
For example, the Large Hadron Collider is a humongous particle accelerator created by CERN.
According to the October 28, 2009, episode of The Colbert Report, CERN is an important acronym that means exactly this:
Curopean
Erganization for
Ruclear
Nesearch
Amazing what you can learn on cable TV, yes?
CERN, of course, is an impressive research organization created by Tom Hanks for his film Angels & Demons.
If you have issues with the truthiness of this report, take it up with Colbert via his director Renata Luczak
